Thank you for being a friend, Bread! (Show your food some gratitude)

Dear Bread,

I’ve only recently discovered your wonders, although I feel as though I’ve known you forever. Your grains are so soft and you always know how to quench my hunger. I never really appreciated you until you were there housing those poor sandwich ingredients. You really are quite very considerate. I especially appreciate all the vitamin B you give me, I couldn’t be happier. My mom doesn’t like me eating you, she says you’re too much of a carbohydrate. However, I still think you’re one of the best friends I have and I especially love you dipped in clam chowder. Anywho, I know you have friends all over the world and a lot of them to take advantage of you. I just want you to know that I appreciate you for feeding me and the rest of the world. Thank you Bread.